Elibron: Wit & Wisdom

	"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying." Fran Lebowitz
	"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next." Franklin P. Jones
	"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for." Ogden Nash, American poet The Parents
	"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." Shirley Temple
	"Parents are traffic signs that are always in our blind spots." Jeremy Preston Johnson
	"Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age." William Feather, Sr.
	"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." Jack Handey
	"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children." Clarence Darrow
	"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." Phyllis Diller
	"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." Franklin P. Jones

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